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Mar 29 2009

Hello world: I’m A Fat Gay!

Published by djfunkyslick under Gay/Lesbian Edit This

So I can’t quite decide what’s worse. Being a fat chick or being a gay chick. Well for all you politically correct persons, a lesbian. So, hell, I am a fat gay chick. Now can you just for one minute imagine the therapy sessions? The therapy bill? Doozie.  I mean, obviously I have come to grips with it or else I wouldn’t be here sharing this one way ticket to hell story with you. Right?  You did know being a lesbian sends me to hell right? I don’t think I get a chance to even explain anything. I don’t pass go, I don’t collect $200.00, I go straight to…OK, you get the point. You may find once you follow me here, I ramble sometimes. However, I hope to bring you the life of a fat gay in a humorous fashion and show you that we don’t like to diddle animals and all lesbians don’t wear flannel. Well, my sheets are flannel in the winter, but that does not count damn it! So for now, gather up your gay questions, enjoy the video and stay tuned for

afatgay!!

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