Apr 04 2009
A Broken Hymen
Ok look, I know you are thinking something ridiculous right now, but I am in distress mode right now. I purchased a puppy in February and this little girl has had any and everything imaginable wrong with her. Parvo, tapeworms, bladder infection, and now, NOW, a broken hymen! What the hell kind of dog did I get? are you kidding me with this broken hymen? Apparently, this is an affliction that affects lots of female puppies. I have never heard of this and I think my vet made it up because I’m gay. Kidding! But seriously, her hymen has a hole in it and is causing bladder infections and spontaneous peeing. And by spontaneous, I mean while she is asleep on my lap. For pete sake. Anyways, she needs surgery and that will cost a million I am sure. Say a prayer people. She IS the neighborhood gay dog.
