Apr 04 2009
The Ante
So I am having a little get together this evening. Not sure how this is gonna play out with the hymen situation with puppy, but it should be okay. She is on medication so we shall see. And no, it’s not a bunch of homos gathering around the fire to sacrifice small animals and pray to the moon gods above. It’s my girlfriends family coming over to play cards. Now here is the kicker. WhenI first taught this card game to my girl, Carolyn, it was a very different game then it is now. See, it’s called “Chase the Ace.” You play with a piddly .15 cents. This way the kids can get involved and all. You know, like a happy loving get together? Well, not for Miss Carolyn! I taught her the game and she said, “.15 cents? Who the hell wants that?” 10 people playing and you can rake in some cash was my answer. Fun and games right? Well, she has now made it so the ante is $15 bucks! I now have to save for 2 months before I can play my childhood game. I mean, do we have a gambling issue here? Anyways, now the pot is like $50 bucks each hand, so this is a party that constitutes adult beverages and chips. Well, I might make some dip or something else, hell I can’t afford the dip if I gotta ante up. Let’s hope I win some of this cash tonight so I can pay for puppy’s broken hymen. I’m off to chase the ace.
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