A Fat Gay

MyFace or SpaceBook, Twitter, Oh mY!! Really I do know that it’s called Facebook and Myspace so don’t jump on me now. I am a member of both and I just joined the Twitter craze. Why you ask? Well at first I was being rebellious and refused to join the group. But, slowly but surely as more people kept talking about it and I would randomly hear, “uh, yeah, follow me on Twitter.”  Therefore, I felt like I was missing something. Ya know, like when you leave the party first. You just know you are missing all the great stuff.

So I guess I am “twatting” now. Jesus, I think that’s what it’s called. People have to be interested in following my “twat,” in order to communicate. HAhahahahaha…doesn’t it always work out that way? I mean really, who in the hell came up with these terms for god sake? How can I ask my mom if she “twatted” today? I am not too old for the soap in my mouth ya know. So, I think I will leave it between us. I just did it to see what it was like. Similar to the, “one time in college” phenomena.