A Fat Gay

Have you ever noticed that a large portion of the population has zero social tact? People are constantly saying inappropriate things, whether it be intentional or not, dumb things are spoken. Of course I have an example.

When I was 20 years old, I was in an extremely bad car accident. I spent two months in the hospital, part of the time in physical rehab. Anyways, when I was released, I was in a wheelchair due to the fact that I had a very bad break in my femur and had a metal rod in my leg and a screw in my hip. (A screw in my hip..hahahah.) Okay, seriously though, it was rough for awhile until I learned to walk with a walker, crutch then cane. The point of people’s ignoramosity, yes I just made that word up, is this.

One day I had to go buy new mattresses. So I wheeled my chunky ass into the mattress store with my partner at the time. She pushes me in because I also had a broken clavicle and could not wheel myself. I had to clarify so you didn’t think I was a lazy pig that couldn’t wheel myself around. We are shopping and the sales guy comes up to us to bother us and get a sale. I get it, it’s his job. We all know the sales people make small talk, right? Well, no how are you. No, how was your drive? No, you find the place okay? The socially bankrupt moron says, and I quote, “you gonna be in that thing forever?” What the f… did he just say? Are you gonna be a pencil dick mattress wank forever? That’s what I wanted to spew from my angry gay mouth, but being so stunned, I could only mutter, “NO.” A self righteous lesbian would not have let him get away with that! I blame it on the meds.

~~~djfunkyslick 00:21:00