A Fat Gay

So, most of you homosexuals out there know what “the gay beat” means. It’s that incessant boom boom boom that makes your heart thump before you even enter the club. You know when your standing in line to pay your ridiculous cover charge, you can feel your insides bouncing and you begin to develop the attitude in line?   Oh yes, the ATTITUDE. You know the one. When you are on the dance floor struttin’ your stuff and you refuse to smile. You have that sexified face on like you are the king/queen of the floor. Lips puckered, eyes slightly squinted, body movin all hot. We all do it. Well, there are those pitiful people who go out on the dance floor and laugh and talk and shit like that. That is not the purpose of the dance floor.

Now back to the gay beat. It is hard to find a good gay beat on the radio these days unless you happen to catch a college station playing some underground stuff. Through all the hip hop and rap, you may stumble upon a good beat. Well, that’s exactly what I have done. And no, it’s not Madonna, because that is just a given! It’s the Black-eyed Peas new single, Boom Boom Pow. Right smack in the middle of the track is a hot gay kinda techno beat. Gays are important people and I am almost certain Fergie did this show love for us. Look, it’s my blog and I will have my own damn theories, okay? Seriously it’s a hot track and you should check it out. Straighties can check it out too, I mean One Love is my motto.

~~~Djfunkyslick